Mum: I read this thing that says you should put the kitchen sponge in the dishwasher every night because the heat will kill all the germs
Pops: That seems like overkill to me...

Aerienne: how do you feel about clogs?
Natty: sensible and sturdy
Natty: i would wear these ones
Aerienne: you would, wooden shoe?

Join said "I got fired from cutco when i fell asleep during the training"...and natty says "Oh so i guess you didn't make the cut!

I asked my dad about his present progress. 'your presents done?' 'yep, wrapped.' film pun!

'So you look in people's mouths but keep an eye to the stars.' 'that's actually what it says on my plaque.' nice, dentist!

playing Backgammon. 'i shouldn't move there.' 'yeah, that's pointless!'

There will be so many nuts. Anyone with allergies is not (NUT) welcome. FORCED HOMOPHONE GROANER WATCH!!!!

'sweeping generalizations...' WELLER, while holding a broom.

'He might fly here, but that's pretty up in the air.' Annissa about John visiting.

'Anybody want a twist?' Guzy, introducing a new element to wheel truing.

Hanna touched a warm candle. 'that's delightful!'

How do you stop stuttering? Aparently, parental intervention works best.

'he has been instrumental in mentoring me and other pan players in the area.'

Hot cocoa. Hold the whip.

'you just killed my buzz!' girl in a bee costume. I told her the willie news:)

'How many puppets have you made so far?' 'I can think of five on hand!' PUN WATCH!

S o c k s will be wet. That's the way it is! Eso si que es!

I'll buy that

Pomme Oeil, Plum Eye

Dad Weller was telling me, Stevie, about an email he received from a Canadian family we keep in touch with. They live in a small town and have little to zero electronics in their house. Well, they have some recent strife over an iPod Touch won in a French Language contest by only one of their twin 11 year old boys. The parents are not going to buy an iPod for their other son, and neither one of them have had anything like this before. I said 'The apple has been plucked from the tree' POMME WATCH!

My dad said if they aren't able to work things out, if they cain't share and the iPod is really causing problems, their dad will probably just throw it in the river.

Rich, about jars of crushed red pepper: 'I eat pepper on everything, I just crush those jars, they're gone so fast. '

'I can use it to explain at least 5 different principles of sound.' 'Let's hear it!' PUNNN LISTEN!

'bike saviours has no bearing on me' - Alexander Vittal

dad bought a loaf of olive bread, and Erin said 'I'll have a little of that bread.' PUN WATCH!!

Guzy holding a bike frame,'you should frame this'

Honey made a jarring noise!